Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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