Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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