I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize