We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
