We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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