Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
This is classic penis vs brain.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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