babies were throwing up all over the place
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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