The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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