I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
where does the pee come out of this thing
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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