If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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