Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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