I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
You took a bar mat shot.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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