do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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