We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I love you. Go after that dick
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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