She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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