i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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