I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Do vagina's smell?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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