That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There r osticjed everywhere
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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