Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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