can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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