I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Randomize
