quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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