1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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