we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
