Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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