so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He has the fingertips of a God
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