I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I smell like Dick and happiness
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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