I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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