mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
how can u be prego again
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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