i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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