I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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