Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
