"it" just moved
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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