It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
the liver wants what the liver wants
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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