Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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