You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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