He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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