Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
