My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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