I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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