Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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