you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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