LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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