Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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