ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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