her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
