The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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