sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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