Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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