well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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