The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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