thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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