Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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