He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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