Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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