dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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