On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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