I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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